Edgar Allan Poe was born in Boston, Massachusetts, on 19th January 1809.
Best known for his tales of mystery and the macabre, Poe was one of the earliest American practitioners of the short story and is generally considered the inventor of the ‘detective fiction’ genre. To celebrate his birthday, we’re sharing an extract from his Tales of Mystery and Imagination, accompanied by a bewitching illustration from Harry Clarke. Some Passages in the Life of a Lion (Lionizing) is a peculiar short story about a young man and his fascination with noses, especially his own…
SOME PASSAGES IN THE LIFE OF A LION (LIONIZING)
‘All people went
Upon their ten toes in wild wonderment.
Bishop HALL’S Satires’
I AM-that is to say I was a great man; but I am neither the author of Junius nor the man in the mask; for my name, I believe, is Robert Jones, and I was born somewhere in the city of Furn-Fudge.
The first action of my life was the taking hold of my nose with both hands. My mother saw this and called me a genius:-my father wept for joy and presented me with a treatise on Nosology. This I mastered before I was breeched.
I now began to feel my way in the science, and soon came to understand that, provided a man had a nose sufficiently conspicuous, he might, by merely following it, arrive at a Lionship. But my attention was not confined to theories alone. Every morning I gave my proboscis a couple of pulls and swallowed a half-dozen of drams.
When I came of age my father asked me, one day, if I would step with him into his study.
” My son,” said he, when we were seated, “what is the chief end of your existence “? “
“My father,” I answered,” it is the study of Nosology.”
” And what, Robert,” he inquired, ” is Nosology ? “
” Sir,” I said,” it is the Science of Noses.”
” And can you tell me,” he demanded, ” what is the meaning of a nose? “
” A nose, my father,” I replied, greatly softened, ” has been variously defined by about a thousand different authors.” [Here I pulled out my watch.] “It is now noon or thereabouts-We shall have time enough to get through with them all before midnight. To commence then:The
nose, according to Bartholinus, is that protuberance-that bump- that excrescence-that–“
-” Will do, Robert,” interrupted the good old gentleman. ” I am thunderstruck at the extent of your information-I am positively-upon my soul.” [Here he closed his eyes and placed his hand upon his heart.] ” Come here.” [Here he took me by the arm.] ” Your education may
now be considered as finished-it is high time you should scuffle for yourself-and you cannot do a better thing than merely follow your noseso-so-so-” [Here he kicked me downstairs and out of the door.] -” so get out of my house and God bless you! “
As I felt within me the divine afflatus, I considered this accident rather fortunate than otherwise. I resolved to be guided by the paternal advice. I determined to follow my nose. I gave it a pull or two upon the spot and wrote a pamphlet on Nosology forthwith.
All Furn-Fudge was in an uproar.
” Wonderful genius ! ” said the Quarterly.
” Superb physiologist ! ” said the Westminster.
” Clever fellow ! ” said the Foreign.
” Fine writer ! ” said the Edinburgh.
“Profound thinker! “said the Dublin.
” Great man ! ” said Bentley.
” Divine soul ! ” said Fraser.
” One of us!” said Blackwood.
“Who can he be? ” said’ Mrs Bas-Bleu.
“What can he be? “said big Miss Bas-Bleu.
“Where can he be? ” said little Miss Bas-Bleu.-But I paid these people no attention whatever-I just stepped into the shop of an artist.
The Duchess of Bless-my-soul was sitting for her portrait; the Marquis of So-and-So was holding the Duchess’ poodle; the Earl of This-and-That was flirting with her salts; and his Royal Highness of Touchme-Not was leaning upon the back of her chair.
I approached the artist and turned up my nose.
” Oh, beautiful ! ” sighed her Grace.
” Oh my ! “lisped the Marquis.
” Oh shocking ! ” groaned the Earl.
” Oh, abominable ! ” growled his Royal Highness.
” What will you take for it ? ” asked the artist.
” For his nose!” shouted her Grace.
” A thousand pounds,” said I, sitting down.
” A thousand pounds ? ” inquired the artist, musingly.
” A thousand pounds,” said I.
” Beautiful ! ” said he, entranced.
“A thousand pounds,” said I.
” Do you warrant it ? ” he asked, turning the nose to the light.
” I do,” said I, blowing it well.
” Is it quite original ? ” he inquired, touching it with reverence.
” Humph ! ” said I, twisting it to one side.
. “Has no copy been taken? ” he demanded, surveying it through a
” None,” said I, turning it up.
” Admirable! ” he ejaculated, thrown quite off his guard by the beauty of the manoeuvre.
“A thousand pounds,” said I.
” A thousand pounds?” said he.
” Precisely,” said I.
” A thousand pounds ? ” said he.
” Just so,” said I.
“You shall have them,” said he, “what a piece of virtú! “- So he drew me a cheque upon the spot, and took a sketch of my nose.
Discover more Tales of Mystery and Imagination – Illustrated by Harry Clarke
This collection, Tales of Mystery and Imagination encompasses twenty-nine of Poe’s finest stories – comprising all the terrifying and bewildering narratives that typify his work. It includes: ‘Morella’, ‘Ligeia’, ‘The Murders in Rue Morgue’, ‘The Masque of Red Death’, ‘The Black Cat’ and many others.